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Interview Questions

I have been trying to make sense of this recent management fad for getting candidates to write code in the interview and/or answer “probing” questions that attempt to uncover the candidate’s inner depths.

When I came across Charles Miller’s posting Have you ever…, I knew that I was onto something good.

Whereas Joel Spolsky talks intently about interviewing in a way that relates to this life, Charles apparently decided to take a more otherworldly approach and use a set of questions taken from Scientology.

I’m guessing that either of these will be just as effective in determining the ‘ideal’ candidate…thus, I decided to check out the Scientology questions, to see what I could see.

Gems abound:

  • Have you ever trapped a thetan?
  • Have you ever practised human sacrifice?
  • Have you ever assumed a beingness which was not rightfully yours?
  • Have you ever exterminated a species?
  • Have you ever interiorized a being into a machine?
  • Have you ever forced a body to survive against its owner’s wishes?

Hey! There are a few to which I could answer ‘yes’; like:

  • Have you ever deliberately trained people in untruths for power, or profit?
  • Have you ever warped an educational system?
  • Have you ever tortured another with electrical, or electronic, devices?
  • Have you ever arrested the development of a culture?

(remember: I am a recovering academic!)

  • Have you ever created an effect for which there was no apparent cause?

(sure: that’s what debuggers are for)

  • Have you ever poisoned an atmosphere?

(love those baked beans!)

There are some to which I answer: “I wish”:

  • Have you ever prided yourself on your wickedness?
  • Have you driven anyone insane?

And think on this, when you think on me: Have you given biological bodies a bad name?

Joel’s Guerrilla Interviewing; Scientology: IMHO, one (management) fad is as good as any other.

I once had to sit through a whole day of some HR drone telling me that “The Brain Is Just Like A CD Stacker.”

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