So:
Q: Whats H2O4?
A: Drinking.
And:
Q: How do kids in Huston, Texas learn to count?
A: ten…nine…eight…seven…six…five…four…three…two…one…ohhhhhhhh!
And my all-time favourite (that no-one else in the whole world seems to find funny):
Q: What’s yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark-infested custard!
This is the result of a childhood that includes those quintessentially ‘british’ comics The Beano and The Dandy!
