I am a “recovering academic.”
I admit it. I will never be cured. I have to fight these urges every day. Sometimes I lose control and when I do, I pontificate madly about trivial things. This is self-destructive behaviour and must not rule my life…
[deep breath…again…]
OK. I am better now. Please don’t feel sorry for me ;-)
Here is the proof that I am a sick personality; a little memento from a former life, circa 1994:

It still works! Amazing!
